WHEN THE HUNTER GETS CAPTURED BY THE GAME!

In the animal kingdom, a bull elephant is generally regarded as one bad muthafucka.  Most often other animals get out of a bull elephants way.  The video you just watched showed a bull elephant gettin ate the fuck up by a pack of lioness!

I chose that video to illustrate a law of the jungle that most human males would like to forget: the female of most species can and will fuck you up completely when the need arises. 

In a pride of lions, the females do the majority of the hunting.  They regulate the birthing of newborns within the pride by getting impregnated only by the alpha males because that selectivity ultimately guarantees that the strongest and most agile of the pride will carry the gene pool forward.

I remind all the men that will listen that females tend to be smarter, more cunning and far more relentless-in their efforts to move a given species forward-than males. 

Men and (surprisingly?) some women do not want to hear those facts.  I recently found myself in an online discussion about a related issue on a social forum.  When I broached the idea of succumbing to a womens superior ability to pick a suitable mate, I was politely told that I was not macho enough to grasp the fact that women want to be approached by men cause it's the manly thing to do!  A few years ago, I would have taken issue with such an affront but alas, I know far too much about nature (and hunting and fishing!) to get my battle scarred old black panther ass into a verbal altercation with an alpha lioness. 

I'll get my licks in with old pork, free range chicken (heads) and young foxes that stray from the group.  Tah dow!